Yeah, that was sarcasm right there in the title.

My EB Falcon has a ghost in the wiring which I'm pretty sure can be traced back to the fuel pump relay... whaddya know, its proprietary ford design.

Are these still kicking around in the fords parts bin and in BF's etc because if so I'd like to get an as new as possible one... or are they an exhaustable supply which will force someone who isn't lazy (unfortunately I am very lazy) to make a plug and play adaptor

You will easily find 1 at the wreckers from any old falcon there, but i'm not sure if FORD still stock them, give spare parts a call.

and i bet the price is in the region of $90. and theres no sarcasm there. go and aquire a handful of them from the wreckers and see how you go.

yeah from memory they are around the $100 mark. ford still stock them, because for as long as there are early E-series falcons on the road they will sell them.