Did someone say Paul Blart - Mall Cop... Not all of them are bad, once apon a time before the turn of the century I owned a mini panel van with a stove hot 1 litre motor which fair F'n flew. My mate had a 2 litre mark 2 escort I guess there was a few others about as well. Anyway, one saturday night we are all parked up at Truck City in Darwin, renowned hoons hang out etc... and we all decided to piss off back into the city to do the smoo cruise down mitchel street. Well, I was inside taking a piss and the boys rang on the mobile and said where they were going and meet ya there etc etc. So after the piss and go inside for another bottle of coke I headed off down the highway. Back in those days it was 80kph. The mini was doing a shade over double that when the blue and reds started flashing in the out bound lane oncoming, they turned around and gave chase, and I promptly pulled over. I could clearly here the 2 coppers pissing themselves laughing and one saying I told you it was a fu cking mini....lollll So anyway I got a warning. Told to go straight home and not come out again tonight or theyd lock me up. Back then you could get away with a bit. I was nice to the cops. Even showed them the motor, and the black bean bag and esky setup in the back for when I was getten chauvered around while drinking lol. You couldnt do that now without being executed by lethal injection and having your home and grandmother seized.
